Wednesday 30 May 2012

Cliffhanger of note! Weeds Season 7

Little boxes, on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky tacky, little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same....

Since 2005 Weeds has been gracing our screens with it's presence, providing some much needed humour and a not so run of the mill storyline. Season 1 Introduces us to a recently widowed Nancy Botwin(Mary-Louise Parker).Her husband Jonah died of a heart attack leaving her stuck as a single mother with 2 boys, Silas(Hunter Parrish) and Shane(Alexander Gould) her brother-in-law Andy(Justin Kirk) soon joins the party and this family takes us right along with them on their journey from ordinary suburbians to full on Drug dealers. This series is one to watch, each season has been filled with unique plot lines witty humour, and a great depiction of people's random traits and their inadequacies. For those of you you have not watched, be sure to get it and watch from Season 1 to Season 7 before you jump on the band wagon, this is one show where it is vital to know the past to be able to appreciate the dynamics of future episodes.

Season 7 has been a tumultuous one, it started off rocky and slowly -to be frank a little boring. Eventually it lived up to prior seasons, finally progressing towards a killer cliffhanger! Prison Release, Halfway House, Corporate Espionage, The SCC, Territory Wars, Heylia James(Tonye Patano) is back and so is the MILF weed, Family feuds.... finally compromise which all leads up to  the cliffhanger of note....WHO IS THE SHOOTER and more importantly what kind of injury does Nancy sustain...snipers rarely miss don't they???? Bravo Jenji Kohan


I can't wait for the premiere of Season 8 on 12 July 2012. So many storyline possibilities! I am really looking forward to seeing how gloriously the Botwin clan will entertain us next.

Friday 25 May 2012

Zuma Painting - My 2c

The illustrious painting: Can I just say for the record Brett Murray actually did a great job on this one, the painting may not be to my artistic liking i.e I would not hang it on my wall but I think it's a fair depiction of the phrase "caught with your dick out your pants"

I have had lenghty discussions with people across a wide spectrum of age, race and culture the last couple of days, and have come to the following conclusion: PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT! Yes I hear you all muttering what the fuck Michelle we all know this. Yes we do, but are we accepting these differences like mature people - HELL NO! Somehow people's tolerance valve is broken!

Over the last days this painting has claimed airtime on every news station in South-Africa, it has been a point of discussion on every social networking site and has even drummed up international buzz -  so for those of you don't know what has happened - Painting(part of collection) was hung in Goodman Gallery for all to see, President and ANC feel offended and demand it be taken down, obviously being the 21st Century the Goodman gallery stood it's ground and used the legal footing to have it remain hanging pending the outcome of a trial - in front of 3 Judges no less in one of the Highest Courts in our country - Unfortunately there were some elements in our society who felt it their right to vandalize the artwork! Clearly they do not understand the concept of "Freedom of expression" thankfully the internet allows things to live on eternally - in your face!

There are strong opinions made by many on this subject: Taken from Business Day Article by Sam Mkokeli

The DA sees Mr Zuma’s legal action as an attempt at censorship. Dene Smuts, the party’s justice spokesman, says a defamation suit— rather than an interdict — would have been the right course of action. She also sees double standards in the ANC’s outrage.



She describes the painting as a brilliant work of political satire. "South Africa has been descending for some time into a censorious mind-set that is taking us further and further away from the free speech which is fundamental to our democracy," she says. Mr Zuma and the ANC took no action when a "depiction by Ayanda Mabula — also portraying the exposed private parts of both President Zuma and Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu — was exhibited in Cape Town," she says.

The debate about the painting and its defacement on Tuesday demonstrated yet again how strong, and at the same time how fragile, South Africa’s democracy is. Only last week a protest turned violent, when the Democratic Alliance (DA) marched on the Congress of South African Trade Unions’ offices. Are these signs of growing political intolerance? Or the spin-offs of unhealed wounds, as the Rainbow Nation grapples with life after apartheid?



The African National Congress (ANC) has taken offence over what it calls a racist provocation by Mr Murray. The painting is part of an exhibition, Hail to the Thief II, that aggressively drills home the point of a hijacked struggle, with crass materialism motivating the elite governing South Africa.



One piece, President and Sons Pty (Ltd), tells a well-known story. For Mr Zuma’s son, Duduzane, was part of a failed empowerment scheme that would have made him an instant multimillionaire. Complaints about Mr Zuma’s children and relatives getting empowerment deals under his presidency originate from the ANC itself. -------




I personally have no issues with the artwork, the message I take from it is that our president chooses to live his life - especially private sexual life - in the spotlight, let's not forget that his cultural beliefs are to be a polygamist so fair enough - but he had various sexual scandals - the shower incident prior to his inauguration, several instances since then. Apart from that there were charges pertaining to corruption that just magically got dropped, there are lots of things that would allow Mr Zuma to fall under the expression:" Got caught with your dick out your pants"

I don't know what exactly Brett Murray wanted to relay to the masses through his piece but nevertheless I would assume that it relates to his own opinions and beliefs - shouldn't he be allowed to express his beliefs???

Yesterday the court case was delayed because the ANC's Lawyer broke down in court - Big freakin whoop their argument is that Mr Zuma's personal dignity has been tarnished - Firstly I feel that any individual that chooses a life in the spotlight - whether it's politics, music, theater, acting, porn,writing,producing etc - you have to be willing to take the good with the bad. Take the Hollywood A-list for example, they have to sit idly by and watch weekly as their worst private and public moments are captured and sold to the highest bidder - these images are often of an explicit nature and rarely flattering. We don't see all of them making an issue of their civil liberties being violated - yes they huff and puff and often express their dissatisfaction/disgust with whatever's going on but they accept it as part of the package.

This whole thing has been turned into something completely different from what it is: Artistic and personal expression is now yet again being turned into a Race issue - How can this be?

South-Africa has one of the world's most culturally diverse populations, Apartheid has been over for 18 years - so why does everything seem to linger back to this crappy part in history, and why is it that we find every major news story in this country being turned back to this? I personally don't get it - In most traditional african culture the man is still seen as the dominant force and command's the most respect - it is uncomprehensable for his manhood to be depicted in paint - yet the women in many of these cultures still walk around bare breasted???? Contradiction in standards hmmmmm I wonder.... Not that Western cultures don't have areas of hypocrisy in their tradition, double standards blah blah, isn't the point of evolution to move forward and grow?

Whether we like to admit it or not we live in a different world today - a world where the individual should be celebrated, a different opinion should be allowed to be expressed without prosecution, a compromise should be able to be reached. Do we not expect respect and tolerance of others? I do.
I sincerely hope that this whole debacle stops getting too much attention - as a South-African I feel there are far more pressing issues - Poverty, Service delivery, Education, correct implementation of BEE, Not using 2 Billion Rand to change street names but rather to build homes for the poor, Social and Cultural cohesion, Corruption, Crime, Rhino Poaching,the list goes on.

But again who am I to highlight other issues - I'm just a drop in the ocean that makes up society.







Back on my feet


So a month ago I was on top of the world, I started with a new exercise regime, had just ordered some awesome speakers to use once I started operations for my production company. Finally having enough time and stable income to cover the monthly bills....  and bam! I got knocked the fuck out! The last day of March my boss came to me and told me that unfortunately circumstances had made it necessary for them to retrench me as of 01 May! Not only was this a huge shock for me but it was an emotional blow – I am a student and work part time as an Au Pair, I also do freelance work, while gradually saving and buying gear to start my own thing – I have been with this family for a while  I get along fantastically with the whole fam  and I truly love those kiddies….

All of a sudden, I was up shit creek without a paddle, what is it they say: life is what happens while we are making other plans. I found myself in a position I didn’t want to be in nor was I prepared for it – My exams were coming up in May, sufficed to say I still had a mountain of prep to do which naturally I assumed I’d be able to get more done prior to them ,as I had already made arrangements to be off on the exam days,   furthermore I had just spent my entire savings on gear  so no nest-egg other than the credit card (which means debt and interest = 2 of my least favourite things).  It wasn’t that I thought I wouldn’t find another job in time, or that I had no other avenue’s to pursue – good old mom’s house was an option! OH MY GIDDY AUNT that would’ve been a disaster, don’t get it twisted I love my mom to bits. She’s an amazing woman, I admire and respect her and am thankful for all the help she has already provided me. Frankly, no one wants move back in with the folks in their mid-twenties, or to offload their financial burdens onto them. Naturally she would do whatever she could to help me, I think she would even lose more sleep worrying about my drama than I would, I just couldn’t do that to her, that just ain’t how I roll.

Why is it that we are all fantastic “preachers” who love to dish pearls of  wisdom out to any of the people in our lives, friends, family, co-workers, a neighbour… but when it comes to the implementation of said pearls,  it seems a lot harder than when we were the one’s encouraging the positive thinking???
Don't get me wrong I realize that life has its ups and downs and the whole "when life hands you lemons make lemonade spiel” But I say screw the lemonade and grab the tequila! No I'm not saying whenever life throws you curve ball you should go on a bender and hope for the best, rather a 21st century twist on age old advice.... instead of just settling and adjusting to a blow or speed bump in your life I find it best to face the challenge head-on and be prepared to change your own plan!
Granted this life lesson was not pleasant, it’s a slippery slope down to self realisation. I was literally flat on my back (emotionally speaking) saying positive things, smiling but not doing what I said I would, not actively organising interviews, not studying, not really doing anything- I was JUICELESS(useless), what a hypocrite I had become. 16 days, that is how long I stuck to my plan,  kinda pathetic I know. The first two weeks are always the hardest,  I should’ve stayed strong, I was still exercising, but not as much as I planned to, I wasn’t really sticking to my meal plan either… some days no breakfast, a boatload of coffee, then a quick binge on something sweet – momentary fulfilment – then guilt and resentment toward myself  In a week I had managed to get myself straight back to square 1 – Sometimes making a huge change feels like an AA 12-step program, I know it’s sounds so wrong to compare a drug or alcohol addiction to a need for comfort eating but it’s all the same, whether it’s breaking a bad habit, dealing with an addiction, or making a major life change, I think there are several phases we have to go through before that change can be realised.  You can make a change but it takes balls and you may fail several times, we get knocked down in life so we can learn to get up again. It is day 4 back on track with regards to my exercise and meal plan, 1.6Kg’s down, I got a job yesterday, have made a schedule to ensure I have enough time to prepare for my exams and  I feel pretty good.